Kombat
Kids by GhostRyder
Chapter 29: Dawns
Early Light
When
the exercise was secured, the Squaddies returned all
of the firearms to the arms room for cleaning, maintenance
and removal of the Miles Gear; this would be accomplished
the next day. By 00:30, the Squaddies had been sent
to bed and the adults were gathered in the first floor
lounge area, all had a beer in front of them trying
to lower their adrenaline levels before they too hit
the rack.
Gunny,
after taking another pull on his beer said; “Son
of a bitch, for awhile I thought I was back in Baghdad,
them little fuckers had an awful lot of shit moving
down range. Steve, those Claymores of yours worked pretty
fucken good, when they went off, along with the arty
simulators, two thirds of the jumpers were taken out
and I think just about all of them shit themselves.”
When
the laughter died down he went on; “That JJ kid
did a good job getting his people set up, as it was,
they’d only gone to ground about three minutes
before the Jumpers entered the kill zone. It took the
kids a few seconds to get their shit together before
they started firing, but when they did the rest of the
Jumpers were taken out quickly.”
James
added, “Tell you what guys, it just wasn’t
the Squaddies who had to check their skivvies, I had
to ask my self if farts had lumps.” After another
few minutes of laughter James continued; “My Miles
gear alarmed when the Claymores went off, so I just
stood there and watched as my remaining Jumpers were
taken out. I know what JJ was thinking when he led his
guys over to Doug’s ambush site, but we need to
talk to him about leaving a couple guys to make sure
all the aggressors are down hard. All it would have
taken was one guy to follow them over and pull a counter
ambush on them and the whole thing woulda gone south
in a hurry.” Turning to Gunny; “Stan, maybe
you need to bring that up, as it was, the remainder
of Doug’s fire team were able to bring the other
group under fire and take them out, I think we would
have had the same results as we got whether or not JJ
moved his people, it just may have taken longer.”
After
discussing the exercise for another hour or so, the
adults went to bed to get some sleep so that they could
try and keep up with the kids the next day. All but
one.
Keener
lay on his bed for about a half hour after every one
else had turned in, he finally said the hell with it
and struggled out of his bed. Dragging on a pair of
sweat pants, he crutched his way to the arms room and
opened the vault door. Starting with the closest AR15
he began the process of removing the Miles Gear and
then plugging it into the battery-charging unit. Then
with quick, sure and experienced movements, he disassembled
the rifle and began its’ cleaning. By 05:00 he
had disassembled, cleaned and re-assembled half of the
rifles used the night before. Keener decided it was
time for him to get his first caffeine fix of the day
so he slowly made his way up to the kitchen and put
on a pot of coffee. Knowing it was next to impossible
for him to carry a cup of coffee back down the stairs;
he filled a Thermos Bottle and crutched his way back
down to the arms room where he continued to work on
the rifles. Just before six he was startled by the scrape
of a boot tread on the door combing, turning he saw
Jap standing there in the prescribed watch gear staring
at him.
Before
Keener could say anything Jap said softly; “I’m
telling.”
Keener
smiled at the short redhead; “You do and you’ll
never see Wilbur again.”
A
look of shear terror crossed Jap’s face and tears
started crawling down his cheeks. Keener let his crutches
fall to the floor and limped over to Jap, pulling him
into a hug; “Aww come on guy, I was just joshing
ya, I’d never do that to ya. Suddenly, Keener
stood on his tiptoes, a stricken look on his face; “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccck!!!!”
Looking
down, little Jap had Keener by the balls, literally,
with both hands and very painfully. In a soft childishly
sweet voice; “You wouldn’t really mess with
Wilbur now would you Sergeant Keener sir?” A little
extra squeeze by Jap caused Keener to squeak; “No,
no, noooooo, never, I promise, I was just kidding honest.”
Releasing
his grip, Jap backed out of reach in case Keener decided
to grab him and maybe show his displeasure by twisting
his head off. In the same sweet voice he used as he
was trying to crack Keener’s nuts; “You
better get your shot up ass to bed or I’m going
to get the Gunny.” As he talked, Jap’s voice
became serious; “You know better than to do this,
damn man we could have lost you or you could have been
crippled for life. Please Keener, I don’t want
you to hurt yourself, and neither does anyone else in
the Unit. Please, for us, go to bed. Please.”
Keener
nodded and turned to pick up his crutches, before he
could complete his turn, Jap rushed past him and picked
them up for him, after handing them to him he said:
“I know you wouldn’t have hurt Wilbur.”
Once again Keener nodded and turned and left the arms
room, Jap followed him out and closed and locked the
door then followed him to his room. Once in his room,
he struggled to get his sweat pants off; once again
Jap came to his aid and helped him. When Keener was
in bed, the little redhead covered him with the blankets
and then, to Keener’s surprise, kissed him on
the forehead and said; “You need anything, page
me over the 1MC and I’ll be right here. Good night
sir.” Jap left the bedroom, closing the door gently.
Keener laid there for a second, feeling like he was
ten years old again, wondering how he was so lucky to
be surrounded by so many fine people. Within minutes
he was asleep.
Reveille
went at 07:00 accompanied by the moans of complaint
from 60 some teenagers and several adults. The morning
parade of wood to the showers and the head began shortly
there after to catcalls of envy and wishful thinking
and in some cases, anticipation. The twins, Shane, Mitch
and Jap, just off their watch, clumped into the shower
room for their morning shower, they were exhausted.
Shane and Justin helped Mitch remove his prosthesis
and then moved him into the shower and seated him on
his shower chair; “Damn, I got to talk to dad
about getting me a leg that I can shower with, this
shit about having to be helped in and out is a real
bitch.”
As
Mitch was making this statement, Justin Tannonligua
and Tyler English entered the shower. Tyler smiled at
him and said; “Bitch, bitch, bitch, you sound
like three dogs in heat.” The ten or twelve boys,
including Mitch, all burst out laughing.
Mitch
shot Tyler the bird, and then started to wash himself,
sitting in the chair made it difficult to wash his ass
but he was able to struggle through. After finishing
their showers and then returning to their rooms to dress,
the boys headed to the dining facility for breakfast.
Just as the five boys sat down, Tyler and Justin joined
them. “Hey guys what happened last night, your
fire team took some serious casualties during the ambush?”
Jap
shook his head before answering; “We got to the
ambush site about 30 seconds before Connor Beck and
his jumpers did, before we could get set up, the arty
simulators went off at the other location and the Jumpers
and us just stood there for about ten seconds before
Doug opened up on them. He got hits on two of them before
the rest could responded, but then it seemed like the
remaining Jumpers all fired at Doug at once, and took
him out. The rest of us finally fired and it turned
into a real shitfest, we weren’t in a really good
defensive position and they were able to take most of
us out. Clint and the James boys were able to withdraw
without taking a hit and waited till the Jumpers moved
forward and then followed them until Tyler took them
under fire with his 60 and then Clint and the James
Brothers started to back shoot them.”
A
chorus of Whoo Ahs, Ooo Rahs and Burrrips were heard
at the table eliciting laughter from the boys at the
other tables in the dining facility. After breakfast,
the boys brushed their teeth, took a dump or a quick
leak and headed for the Cavern.
The
entire membership of the Unit, including adults gathered
in the Cavern for the exercise debriefing (no, they
didn’t take off their skivvies), James called
the meeting to order and turned it over to the Gunny.
Gunny’s first words made everyone sit up straight
in shock; “That really was a clusterfuck wasn’t
it guys?” He then listed all the things that the
Squaddies had done wrong, both the aggressors and the
defenders. When he finished his analysis of the exercise
he said; “Yeah, it was a real clusterfuck, but
no worse than any first attempt by a new team usually
is. Don’t let yourself get big heads now, but
for a first time, it was a better than average clusterfuck.”
The boys looked at each other and then back to the Gunny,
not knowing what to say, they just waited for him to
continue. He turned to JJ; “JJ. You did good getting
your people on site quickly, but you failed to have
them spread out to minimize the effects of incoming
fire. I know we talked about this, and I know talking
and doing are two different things. You Squaddies need
to remember to keep low, space yourselves out and when
you shoot, shoot for effect not just to make noise.
Turning
to Jordan Littlelk, “Your Jumpers didn’t
respond very well, instead of seeking cover, or withdrawing,
they just stood there and tried to pull a John Wayne.
Remember guys, if you walk into an ambush; the only
way to break it is to charge into it, if you have the
manpower. If you stand still, or take cover, all you’re
going to do is make it last longer. The Jumpers lost
two thirds of their troops to the Claymores, in a situation
like that you should have tried to make a fighting withdrawal,
breaking contact until you could regroup.
Once
again turning to JJ, “When the jumpers stopped
firing you took your remaining troops and ran to help
Doug. Good thinking, but once again you left yourselves
open. You should have left two of your troops to make
sure the bad guys were in fact ALL down. What would
have happened if one or two of the bad guys suddenly
came back to life and came up behind you and your fire
team? The whole thing would have gone south on you.
Turning
to Doug' “I know you’ve heard this before,
but it’s very important to remember, ‘No
plan ever survives contact with the enemy’. When
you got into place you only had a few seconds to get
ready, from what I got from your Observer, when the
firing started you guys were bunched up and a few of
your team even stood up to fire, exposing themselves
to return fire. Bart your second, did good, after you
were rendered ineffective, along with about half the
team, he withdrew and reorganized. Unfortunately he
was taken out during the withdrawal and it took Clint
a few seconds to get control and start after the Jumpers.
Between the remaining troops from both fire teams and
the fire support from the LAV, you guys were able to
win.
The
Gunny turned to Justin and Tyler; “Taking a chance
that I’ll give you two a swelled head, you guys
responded the best of any of the teams. I especially
liked the fact that Justin didn’t fire and concentrated
on his area of responsibility. He would have been able
to fire up the bad guys quickly and effectively if any
had tried to flank Tyler’s LAV, Tyler, you had
great trigger control and maintained accurate and sustained
fire.”
On
and on the de-briefing continued, all the adults gave
their observations as they saw them. At 11:00, the Unit
was released from the critique and sent to lunch. Doug,
JJ, Tyler, the James Brothers, the twins, Phil and David
sat at a table scarfing down lunch, in between bites
they discussed what they got out of the de-briefing.
Doug felt a little guilty about his part in the exercise
but knew he would do better in the future. After lunch
and a short time for the boys to relax James called
everyone together in the Cavern.
“OK
guys here’s the deal, we are scheduled for our
first exercise with a Recon Team this coming weekend.
Matt and I thought it would be nice to have some fun
with this, so we had the Goodwill people at the Adults
With Disability Center make us up costumes for everyone.”
James pointed to a stranger standing along side him.
The man was about 6’1”, 6’2”
with a well-defined body, blonde hair and blue eyes.
He was wearing a white silk shirt, light blue stonewashed
designer jeans and had gold hoop earrings in both ears,
a heavy-duty flamer. “I have Thompson Gettrick
from Gettrick’s Fashions in Moreland with us today
to make any alterations to the costumes that are needed.
So, everyone needs to form a line and we’ll start
passing them out. Once you get your costume, you need
to strip down to your skivvies and try them on. The
boy’s all started talking at once; soon the Cavern
was filled with the sounds of laughing and shouting
teenagers. The Gunny let out a piercing whistle that
got everyone’s attention, “Hold it down
guys, we have a lot to get done yet and we need to be
able to hear.” As the costumes were handed out,
the boys stripped to their skivvies and put them on,
the costumes consisted of wide leg pans with elastic
at the bottom, a long sleeve shirt, a below the knee
robe and a headdress like the Arab sheiks wore. All
of the clothing was made from lightweight cotton, dyed
a medium tan and had the MarCam pattern on it. Some
of the Squadies looked kind of funny, like Jap, being
as short as he was; his robe dragged on the floor and
threatened to trip him as he walked. Jap decided to
see if the tailor, Mr. Gettrick could do something about
it.
Walking
over to where Mr. Gettrick had set up his portable sewing
machine, Jap asked; “Sir? Excuse me sir, can you
do something about the length of this robe?”
As
soon as Thompson Gettrick had entered the Cavern, he
immediately got a hardon, it seemed that there was nothing
but a veritable sea of beautiful boys for as far as
the eye could see. He thanked all the gods in heaven
that he had worn a jock strap; otherwise he’d
be walking around pointing at everyone with his crotch.
Seated behind a portable table, he looked up when he
heard Jap’s first words. From there, it was all
down hill. Standing in front of him was this diminutive
redheaded child, if anything his dick hardened as he
gazed at Jap while the boy tried to explain his problem;
“Well can you sir, I mean can you help me?”
Shaking
his head to try and clear his lust filled thoughts;
“Wha... What did you say little boy?”
Thompson’s
question pissed off Jap; “Who you calling a boy,
shit, you can’t call anyone with a bucket full
of balls and a twelve inch dick a boy.”
Standing
to the side on his crutches, Keener overheard both sides
of the conversation and decided to jump in before it
got out of hand; “At ease Jap, what’s the
problem?”
Jap,
still looking pissed said; “This guy called me
a little boy and it pissed me off.”
Thompson
looked at the large hunk of USDA choice beef talking
to Jap and almost had an orgasm. Before he could say
anything the beautiful man turned to him and spoke first;
“Mr. Gettrick, while Jap here is still a boy,
he like others in the Unit sometimes take exception
when an outsider calls them that. To forestall any problems
in the future, I would appreciate it if you call the
boys ‘Squadie,’ or, by their name if you
know it.” Turning back to Jap; “You my boy,
while being the best shot in the Unit, do not have a
twelve inch crank, nor a bucket full of balls, while
I don’t care if you talk shit, you need to talk
shit to only the guys who know you. Alright?”
Jap
looked at Keener, then at Thompson and then back to
Keener; “Yes sir, I will comply.”
Keener
smiled at Jap, winked at him with the eye Thompson couldn’t
see and said; “Thank you Jap, now carry on.”
Thompson
watched as Keener crutched away and sighed, Jap’s
voice broke into his reverie, “Forget it Mr. Gettrick,
he’s taken.”
Startled
by the adult tone of voice coming from the redhead,
he spoke before thinking; “Why whatever do you
mean youn... I mean Squadie Jap?”
Jap
shook his head and chuckled; “Listen guy, you’re
as gay as the rest of us and I know that you’d
like to get in his pants, just like the rest of us.
Don’t try, he belongs with some one that we all
respect, like and admire, and if you try to fuck with
him you could get hurt, and I don’t mean just
your feelings either.”
Thompson
swallowed and tried to laugh, all that came out was
a croak. Not being able to speak, he looked into Jap’s
eyes and nodded his head yes, wondering how this kid
could intimidate him so easily. When he was able he
started over. Looking Jap in the eye he said; “Please
accept my apologies, I’ll remember what both you
and that wonderful looking man said. Now, how may I
help you Jap?”
Jap
smiled and explained his problem, in just a few minutes,
Thompson had rectified it and Jap happily ran across
the cavern floor to the stairwell, looking like nothing
less than a pintsize replica of ‘Lawrence of Arabia.’
During
a break, Thompson rode the elevator to the garage level
and walked outside for a cigarette or three. After lighting
up, he leaned against the wall to the side of the garage
door and thought about what Jap had told him. The next
thing he knew he heard the snarling of a loud muffler
moving towards him from the inside of the garage. Jap
pulled up along side of him and smiled; “Howdy
Mr. Gettrick, how they hangin?” Jap then burst
out laughing at the shocked expression on Thompson’s
face. “You’re really gonna have to get over
being surprised anytime one of us talks to you sir.”
He
nodded his head, not knowing what else to do; “Jump
in sir, I’ll give you a quick tour of the place.”
As if in a dream, Thompson nodded again and climbed
into the passenger seat.
Before
moving, Jap said; “Sir, you need to strap in really
good, the FAV rides awful rough.”
After
he had the seatbelt and the safety harness secured he
turned to Jap and asked; “FAV?”
“Oh
yeah, sorry about that, FAV stands for Fast Attack Vehicle.
Actually it’s nothing but a dune buggy with a
big engine, tires and a 60 mounted on it.”
Thompson
looking unsure of what Jap had said and zeroed in on
one thing; “60? What’s a 60?”
Jap
was driving out to the confidence course now and didn’t
take his eyes off the dirt road as he answered; “It’s
a light machine gun, it mounts on the roll bar behind
you and is operated by a guy in the back seat.”
Thompson
looked at the small boy/man driving the FAV to see if
he was pulling his leg. Deciding he wasn’t he
turned to see where they were going and saw the tower
and the various obstacles located in the shallow arroyo,
not understanding what exactly he was seeing, but not
willing to ask Jap for an explanation, he remained quiet.
Jap
stopped the FAV and launched in to a detailed description
on the various structures and obstacles. After he asked
Thompson if he had any questions and Thompson said he
had none, Jap started the FAV and drove to the rifle
range. When he pulled to a stop in the parking area,
Thompson saw several of the Squaddies wearing their
Arab outfits firing long black rifles, Jap reached into
the back of the vehicle and handed him a set of shooting
glasses and hearing protection, donning a set of his
own. The two got up and walked over to medium sized
man in an unusual style of camouflage that had the same
pattern as the costumes, when the man turned to the
two, Jap saluted him and received a salute in return;
“Afternoon Gunny, I’m showing Mr. Gettrick
around and thought I’d give him a chance to pop
a few caps.”
Gunny
looked at the tailor and smiled, then held out his hand;
“Afternoon sir.” Turning to Jap he instructed;
“OK Jap, if he wants to, go ahead and take him
inside and give him a safety briefing.”
Jap
saluted and urged Thompson to follow him into the range
building. Once inside, he picked up a rifle, making
sure the muzzle was pointed in a safe direction and
then checked to make sure it was empty. Jap spent the
next ten minutes going over the rifle and how it worked
then told him about how to handle it safely. Thompson
still in a daze, followed Jap back out side to where
the Gunny was standing. When the Gunny saw them coming,
he yelled out; “Cease Fire, Cease Fire, actions
open, safeties on, lay all firearms down with the actions
open and facing up.” As he watched, the five Squaddies
followed the orders just given by the Gunny and moved
away from the rifles. The Gunny yelled out once again;
“The range is cold, the range is cold, and you
may go forward and check your targets. Hey Bart, take
this one out and mount it at ‘6’ for me.”
The Squaddie took a target that the Gunny handed him
and ran forward.
Never
having fired a gun in his life, Thompson stood next
to Jap with a sense of fear and anticipation. When the
Squaddies came back the Gunny said; “OK guys,
take a break, we’re going to let Mr. Gettrick
fire a few rounds, you remember your first time so keep
the noise and any comments down. Turning to Thompson
the Gunny said; “For your first time, I think
it would be best if you shot from the prone position,
Jap get into firing position to show him what it looks
like.” Jap went down on his belly at an angle
to the targets with his legs spread and his booted feet
flat on the ground. Thompson couldn’t help but
admire the way his cloth covered butt looked, thankful
once again for his jock strap.
Jap
got up and gestured for Thompson to take his place,
when he was lying on his stomach, the Gunny took his
left foot and pulled it farther to the side. When he
was properly positioned, Jap placed an AR15 in his hands;
“Mr. Gettrick, you remember how to load it?”
Thompson nodded his head and took the magazine Jap handed
him and shoved it in the magazine well of the rifle
as Jap had demonstrated.
Jap
gestured to him, “Ok now sir, check to make sure
the safety is on, then go ahead and hit the bolt release
button on the left side of the action to chamber your
first round.”
It
took Thompson a few seconds to locate the button, when
he pushed it the bolt slid forward and clunked with
authority. He looked up at the Gunny and Jap and nodded
his head.
The
Gunny started the century old litany of the range officer;
Ready on the right? Ready on the left?’ Just in
time Thompson remembered to say; “Ready.”
The Gunny continued; “All ready on the firing
line?” Once again Thompson replied, “Ready.”
The
Gunny then said; “You may release your safety
and commence firing.”
As
this was his first time, the bullet hit the dirt of
the backstop six feet above the target. Thompson heard
giggling behind him, but refused to look at the boys.
He also heard the Gunny growl at the boys and the giggling
stopped. Jap leaned over and told him what he had done
wrong and how to do better, his next round hit the paper
just beyond the outer ring of the target. Listening
to what Jap instructed, he began hitting the target
in the black more and more. When the bolt locked back
on the empty magazine, Jap handed him a full magazine,
then reminded him how to remove the empty magazine.
Inserting the full mag, he worked the bolt release,
released the safety and continued firing. When the magazine
was empty, he heard the Gunny yell; Cease fire, cease
fire, safeties on, actions open, place the rifle down,
action open and up, now cease fire.” After following
the Gunny’s orders, he stood up and moved back
from the firing line.
Gunny
yelled again; “The range is cold, the range is
cold! Jap, run down there and bring Mr. Gettrick’s
target back please.” Jap ran to the target, removed
it from its’ mount and ran back to the firing
line handing it to the Gunny.
The
Gunny studied the target for a moment before speaking;
“Not bad for a first time, if you’d practice,
you could be quite good.” The Gunny handed him
the target, the Squaddies who had been watching gathered
around and looked at the target. Then to his surprise,
he felt them patting him on the back, and in one case
the ass, congratulating him.
Jap
said: “Come on sir, we need to get back.”
Turning to the Gunny, Jap thanked him.
Thompson
turned to the Gunny and stuck out his hand to be shaken,
but was ready to be rebuffed by the grizzled Marine.
Much to his surprise, the Gunny shook his hand and said;
“Come back any time, I’ll have Jap give
you lessons.”
When
they arrived in the Cavern, Thompson started making
alterations again, still in a daze, still wondering
about the men and boys of the Unit. Before he knew it,
it was 8:30 PM and he was finishing the last set of
costumes. Standing up he stretched until he heard his
joints pop, he decided to go up and talk to the Bateman
Brothers before moving his equipment to the garage.
Thompson had been in the Bateman home on several previous
occasions for parties, but this was the first time he
had been down on the Cavern level. Reaching the first
floor, he heard voice coming from the game room. When
he entered the room he saw Matt and Mr. USDA Choice
sitting side by side on a sofa, James, another large
man he hadn’t been introduced to yet and the older
man who ran the shooting range each sat in a lazy boy
style recliner. James introduced him to Keener, George
and Stan, after shaking hands and before he could sit
down, three teenagers entered the room from the kitchen.
Two of the boys resembled the man introduced as George
Babcock, but the third one was Mexican and Thompson
had no idea what his story was. James saw him looking
at the boys and said; Thom I’d like you to meet
Shane and Mitch Babcock and Justin Tannonligua. Mitch
and Shane are George’s boys and Justin is our
foster son. Thompson shook hands with the boys and they
all agreed that it was nice to meet each other. Matt
offered him a beer and when he said yes he could use
one, Justin jumped up and ran to the kitchen returning
quickly with a bottle of MGD.
Matt
chuckled before speaking; “Keener here tells us
you got into a pissing contest with our youngest member
this afternoon, I hope he wasn’t too hard on you
(authors Note: no pun intended). Thompson had to laugh;
“He is rather intimidating for such a young man,
there for a second, I thought he was going to whip my
ass.”
It
was Keener’s turn to chuckle; “Naw, he might
have taken a shot at you with Wilbur, but you really
would have had to piss him off for him to punch you
out.”
Thompson
looked puzzled; “Wilbur, who’s Wilbur?”
The
entire room burst into laughter, the boy Mitch was the
first to speak; “Wilbur is his rifle, Jap’s
our ‘Alpha’ sniper, we have one other, his
boyfriend Jacky Hoffman who’s almost as good a
shot.”
Thompson
looked at James; “That boy is your sniper, I thought
a sniper had to be big and strong?”
James
looked at his high school friend; “That boy has
been totting a thirty five pound rifle all over this
property for the last eight months. If things go right,
we’re sending him, his father and the Gunny to
the National Long Distance Rifle Shoot held at Camp
Perry, Ohio later this summer. We heard from one of
Stan’s friends over at Whidbey Island that one
of the Marines that knew him won over two grand by betting
on him when they were at the base firing range. Don’t
let his size fool you.”
Keener
looking sheepish said; “I guess he didn’t
mention me working on the rifles this morning to any
one, did he?” After everyone shook their heads
no, Keener related how Jap put him to bed after he found
him working in the arms room that morning. When they
all stopped laughing, Keener spoke again; “The
little shit made me think for a change, all I had in
my mind was that I was letting the Unit down, after
he jumped in my shit, I realized that I was causing
everyone a lot of worry because I wanted to show everyone
that I was a ‘Manly Man’.”
Matt
leaned in to him and hugged him, then surprising only
Thompson, kissed Keener on the check.
Matt
looked kind of irritated; “I’m gonna have
to talk to that little redheaded son o... I mean that
young man. If he would of hurt Keener’s nuts,
I’d have to beat him severely.”
“So
guys, how does someone join the Unit, and could I dye
my uniform a nice chartreuse?” Thompson wondered.
Gunny
laughed; “Oh yeah, that would go over like a turd
in the punch at a Mormon Church party.” Gunny
looked at Thompson a minute or so before speaking; “Thom
if you expected to spin up anyone in this room, forget
it. I’m just wondering why you’re putting
on the flaming queen act?”
Thompson
sighed, all of a sudden the swishy facade he had worn
like a robe slipped away; “How’d you guess
Stan, I mean I thought I had my act down pat?”
The
gunny chuckled; “Next time, keep your shirt sleeve
rolled down when you’re working, that U Dub Rose
Bowl Husky tattoo isn’t worn by too many people.
In fact the only ones I know of are the members of the
94 UW football team.”
James
and Matt laughed at Thompson; “Looks like your
secret’s out Thom, oh well someone was bound to
let it slip sooner or later.”
Thompson
hung his head; “Shit, oh well I made ten years,
I guess that’s a pretty good run.”
Keener
looked puzzled, the boys looked confused, Thompson just
looked unhappy while the Gunny, George and the Bateman
Brothers laughed at all of them. James finally explained;
“Thompson here was the quarterback for the University
of Washington’s football team that went to the
‘94 Rose Bowl and won. How many TD’s did
you pass for, three wasn’t it?”
Thompson
sighed; “No, it was four. I was hoping everyone
would have forgotten by now, but noooo, no such luck.”
Thompson
tried to explain; “When I was at the Dub, I majored
in art, with a minor in computer science. I found that
I had a good eye for clothing design and I really liked
doing it. Unfortunately, I was on a football scholarship
and had to keep the fact that I was gay and that I wanted
to be a fashion designer a secret or the team wouldn’t
listen to me on the field, or for that matter anyplace
else. When I graduated that year, I went to Southern
California and got a job as an apprentice designer at
one of the big clothing design houses on Rodeo Drive.
I worked there until three years ago and came back here
because I was fed up with the way people were used and
abused by the industry down there. When I came home
I met up with James and Matt again down at Chaney’s.
We spent the night getting drunk and finally wound up
back here, I ended up in one of the spare bedrooms and
when I woke up the next morning, I didn’t know
what happened or where I was until Matt came in and
told me breakfast was ready and to get my fat ass out
of bed. One thing lead to another and James and Matt
helped me get my design house going, and the rest is
history.”
Keener
still looked confused; “That’s all fine
and dandy, but why the flaming act, why would you want
to advertise that you’re gay?”
Thompson
chuckled; “Tell me Keener, you ever heard of or
seen a straight clothes designer? Not fucking hardly,
everything I saw in LA pointed to the fact that the
swishier a guy was, the better he did in the industry.
People don’t trust a guy who acts straight, they
figure he lacks creativity, talk about reverse discrimination,
sheesh.”
As
if a light bulb came on, Keener said: “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH,
I get it, well shit, now I got to take back all those
things I thought about you, damn.”
James
laughed along with everyone else, then he looked at
the boys and shouted; “Hey Gar cons, parlay voo
beer?”
Justin,
being the quickest on the uptake said; “Huh?”
James
looked at him and said; “Watch my lips, MORE BEER!!!”
The
three boys laughed as they headed to the kitchen to
fill their leader's request.