Phantom
of Aurora by
John Ellison
Chapter 14
Shortly
before 2000 Rob drove the small van he used to fetch
stores from Base up to the Staff Barracks. In the back
of the van were the two cases of booze that Todd had
conned out of The Phantom. Todd had not had to rely
on anything but a request because Rob, anxious to distance
himself as much as possible from both Little Big Man,
and his past friendship with him, had readily agreed
to make the run into town. He carried the first box
into the Gunroom where Tyler was waiting for him.
"You
are coming to the party, aren't you?" Tyler asked
Rob.
Rob
nodded pleasantly, happy that he had been asked to a
Gunroom party. "I wouldn't miss it," he exclaimed
with a grin.
"Good,
because we'd really like to see you," replied Tyler.
His face broke into a wide grin. "And Ryan! That
horny Salome routine he put on last night was so funny!"
"Yeah,
well, he was pissed, the little bastard," said
Rob, pretending anger at Ryan's antics.
"I
don't know what was funnier, Ryan waving his parts around
or the look on your face!" exclaimed Tyler.
"You
wouldn't have thought it so funny if he'd been waving
that dinky thing of his at you!" returned Rob.
He was not upset at what Ryan had done to him because
it had, after all, led to . . . "There's another
case of booze in the van," he said quickly. There
were certain things that a guy did not even hint at,
especially if he lived next door to Paul Greene.
As
he left the Gunroom Rob turned to Tyler. "That's
a lot of liquor, Tyler," he said. "Phantom
sure is generous with his old man's booze."
Tyler
hid a smile, thinking that Rob would be just as generous
as Phantom if Todd were finger stroking his balls! "Phantom's
one of us now so he doesn't mind."
"Is
he coming to the party?"
Tyler
shook his head. "Cory asked him but he's busy.
Phantom said something about his folks leaving for Regina
tomorrow so he has to stay home." He lifted the
case of liquor from the van. "You and Ryan, and
David, come alongside after Rounds." He snickered
as he remembered the state Ryan had been in. "If
worse comes to worst you all can double up."
"If
we do I am not sleeping with either of the Twins,"
retorted Rob. He knew instinctively that he had to preserve
his, and Ryan's, façades of straightness. "I
happen to like my ass the way it is!"
Tyler
laughed. "Actually they've been very good boys
lately. And you know they only feel up guys they like."
"I
guess that means I'm among the elite then 'cause Todd
sure was friendly when he asked me to drive Phantom
into town!"
"The
Twins are harmless," replied Tyler as he mounted
the stoop. "All the guys are. None of them would
harm a fly!"
Little
did Tyler know that he would live to regret his claim
of pacific behaviour by his messmates.
******
After
stowing the booze in his cabin Tyler had gathered the
denizens of the Gunroom together for a serious talk.
As he later told The Phantom, all he had been trying
to do was to impress upon the senior cadets the importance
of their coming promotions and the responsibilities
that came with their new rank. The Phantom replied that
would teach Tyler not to go around giving Duty, Queen
and Country speeches.
Tyler
had started out by saying that as Chief Petty Officers
the prospective candidates had a certain image to project.
They were, after all, the linchpins, the backbones of
the Sea Cadets and the men the younger cadets looked
to for guidance and leadership, as had been amply proven
during Operation Warm Fuzzy!
As
Chiefs they were expected to conduct themselves in a
professional manner at all times, not only on the parade
square, but also in their private affairs. Then Tyler
looked pointedly at the Twins. There was every possibility
that come Thursday they would be Chiefs and it was time
that they started acting like Chiefs.
Tyler
insisted emphatically that professionalism was a paramount
requirement when foreign guests were in the Mess! While
he had no desire to impede their having fun, there were
certain things, like decency, that they should remember.
They would all therefore keep their pants on! Fun was
fun but there were limits. For the second time he glared
at the Twins. "And wear underwear. I don't want
you two flashing your parts to all and sundry."
As
he was too busy rounding on the other cadets, Tyler
did not see the look that flashed between Cory and Todd.
"And you clowns as well," Tyler stated imperiously,
glaring at the other cadets. "I can't blame the
Twins for getting all hot and bothered. Every time I
turn around one of you is either waving your hardon
about or beating off."
"I
do not wave my hardon about," returned Harry with
great dignity. "I display the Pride of the Fleet,
which is a great work of art, to an appreciative audience."
"Damn
it, Harry, that is exactly what I mean. You have no
shame," exploded Tyler, not realizing that dirty
looks were flashing back and forth between all the cadets.
Val,
who was standing in the doorway of the Chiefs' Mess
saw what Tyler could not: while he was castigating Harry
the other cadets were moving in, stalking the Master-at-Arms.
Val very quietly moved back into the cabin and shut
the door.
Before
Tyler could react the cadets fell on him. In a flash
his shorts and briefs were off and his T-shirt pulled
over his head. He felt someone tugging at his shoes
and socks. Struggling mightily Tyler was carried out
to the barracks yard and dumped in heap.
"You
can't do this!" Tyler bellowed. "I'm the Master-at-Arms!"
The
cadets gave him a loud Bronx cheer, then ran inside
the Gunroom and slammed the door closed.
Tyler
stood on the stoop, as naked as the day he was born,
pounding on the tightly shut door. He cursed, he pleaded,
and he threatened, to no avail. "Open this fucking
door, you little bastards!" he screamed. There
was no reply. He pounded again.
"Who
is it?" came a high-pitched falsetto voice.
"Who
the fuck do you think it is? The Easter Bunny?"
shouted Tyler.
"Leave
a messaaage," lisped the voice.
At
that moment Mark, Tony, and Nathan came strolling up
the path. They stopped and watched as Tyler continued
to pound the firmly closed door. Then Mark chuckled.
"Well, I am hurt. You could have at least waited
until we got here."
Tyler
turned and, seeing the three Americans, blushed. "This
is not what it looks like," he sputtered. "They
stripped me bare and now they won't let me in."
Tony
laughed. "It looks fine from where I'm standing.
As fine an example of a young cadet as I've seen in
years."
"Someone
should take a picture of you like that," guffawed
Mark. "I think that it would make a great recruiting
poster."
"Ha,
ha, fucking ha!" Tyler gave Mark the finger and
returned to pounding on the door.
Looking
at Tyler, and then at Nathan, Tony grinned and became
an Italian imp, bent on adding insult to injury.
He
assumed the air of a college lecturer, grasping the
front of his T-shirt as if it were an academic gown
and he was standing before a class of starry-eyed undergraduates
in an ancient, wood-panelled hall of some great university.
Tony cleared his throat, and began, his face straight,
the tone of his voice moderate and smooth. "It
is not often, Nathan, that one is fortunate in viewing
the Canadian Sea Cadet in his natural state."
Nathan
stared at Tyler, who was glaring at Tony, and whistled
lewdly. "Natural is right," he breathed, not
pretending to hide his admiration at Tyler's naked,
perfect form.
"Pay
attention," hissed Tony out of the corner of his
mouth. "I'm on a roll!" He gave Nathan a dirty
look and started again. "Now, then, Nathan, notice
that the subject is perfectly proportioned," he
intoned pontifically as he pointed at Tyler's smooth,
muscular, body. "Notice too, that he is colour
co-ordinated, the flesh colouring of his body complimenting
his hair colouring."
Tony
walked around Tyler, pointing out his attributes. "His
penis, now, while somewhat on the small side, hangs
in a direct line with his testicles, which are perfectly
oval, with the right hanging slightly lower than the
left. His pubic hair is, while sparse, neatly displayed."
Tony was thoroughly enjoying himself. "His pubic
hair is also slightly darker than his body hair, as
is to be expected with redheads."
"I
am not some fucking anatomy lesson, you Italian git!"
snapped Tyler.
"I
shall ignore the obvious slur on my ethnic heritage
and continue," replied Tony with great hauteur.
"Regard too, the classic curvature of his gluteus
maximus. Michelangelo's David should have such a superb
gluteus maximus."
Mark
was having a fit, and Nathan could barely control his
laughter.
"Note
the penis, and the absence of the prepuce," continued
Tony. "Remember, Nathan, that circumcision is as
old as man, and not confined to the Jewish religion.
Indeed, it was widely practiced by the Egyptians and
if memory serves there is a bas-relief depicting a circumcision
on a sarcophagus, circa 2400 BC!"
Nathan
nodded sagely, Mark clutched his sides and Tyler glowered.
Looking
critically at Tyler's penis, Tony continued, his face
blank but his dark eyes dancing with laughter at Tyler's
predicament. "You should also note that he displays
what many consider to be a perfect circumcision, although
I believe that there is one school of thought that suggests
a small portion of the prepuce should be left intact,
no doubt to aid in mastur . . ."
"You
leave my circumcision and my prepuce out of this, damn
you!" roared Tyler as he cupped his genitals, clearly
not amused.
"But
why my dear boy?" Tony asked. He had been reading
a James Bond novel and remembered the line. "Your
penis has been circumcised by an artist, a veritable
Botticelli! Why your circumcision ring, a mere scintilla,
a hint, of paleness, is in itself a work of art!"
"I
hope someone circumcises you with an axe!" Tyler
snarled in return to Tony's admiring words.
"Too
late, dear friend, too late. It was done when I was
a mere babe." Tony waved his arm toward the door.
"Let us away, dear friends and negotiate with yon
barbarians." He rapped lightly on the door.
The
door opened and Cory's head popped out. "May I
help you?" he asked with exaggerated politeness.
Tony
bowed low and wiggled his behind at Tyler, who was standing
back, his arms folded, glowering at Cory, who smiled
sweetly at him. "Good evening, good sir,"
said Tony waving his arm with a flourish. "We represent
the Waifs and Strays Society of Comox and The Islands,
and bid leave to negotiate on behalf of yon waif."
He indicated Tyler, who made a horrible face.
"You
mean him with the red hair and the little dick?"
asked Cory, who made a face back.
"My
dick is not little!" yelped Tyler. He took a step
forward, waving his fist at Cory.
"Testy
little thing, isn't he?" asked Cory. He grimaced
and waved his fist back at Tyler.
"Alas,
yes. He is a trial at times," replied Mark in feigned
exasperation. "We wish to know your terms of entrance
for this unfortunate stray that we have found."
He bowed deeply, reached around and pulled down his
shorts, mooning Tyler.
Nathan
clutched himself in laughter, afraid he'd pee himself.
"Well,
he has to say he's sorry." Cory assumed a dignified
air. "He also has to withdraw his very unkind remarks
directed at Harry. Harry is very hurt."
Mark
looked at Tyler and shrugged." Well?"
Tyler
nodded slowly.
"He
has to promise not to hurt us," said Cory. He leaned
forward and whispered, "He can be vicious, you
know, especially when naked!"
"I
heard that you little . . ." began Tyler, the colour
rising in his face.
"And
no verbal abuse," returned Cory. He gave Tyler
a sly, wicked smile. "And, he also has to stand
naked on the mess table and sing the Lumberjack Song."
"I
will not do any such thing!" roared Tyler. He was
all but dancing with anger. "When I get my hands
on you, you little son of a bitch I'll . . ."
Tyler's
tirade was interrupted by a scuffling sound. Cory disappeared
abruptly and the door slammed shut. Mark pressed his
ear to the closed door.
"What
in the hell is going on in there?" asked Tony.
"From
the sound of it, a palace coup," returned Mark
with a wicked grin.
The
door opened and Todd's head popped out. He smiled sweetly.
"Why, good evening Mark. So nice to see you again."
Behind
Todd the sounds of pandemonium raged. There was an almighty
crash and the cadets in the yard heard Cory yelling.
"Je suis trahi! Traitres! Traitres!"
"Will
somebody shut that fool up!" yelled Todd into the
Gunroom. There was a muffled reply. "Then tell
Harry to sit on him!" shouted Todd. "And stick
something in his yap." There was another muffled
reply. "I don't care, use Tyler's briefs. Cory
will like that!" He turned and grinned at Tyler.
"Ah,
no, come on, Todd, not my underwear," wailed Tyler.
"I don't want him slobbering all over my underwear!"
"My
brother does not slobber," replied Todd with exaggerated
dignity.
"May
we resume negotiations?" inquired Mark archly.
"I really would like to come in, and my special
friend is getting warm."
"What
special friend?" Todd looked around and saw no
one else.
Mark
held up his gym bag. "Sark, Cutty Sark. I assumed
you knew him."
"Well
why didn't you say so?" beamed Todd. "Please
come in."
"What
about Tyler?" Tony asked. "He's getting goose
bumps and his balls are starting to shrink."
Todd
considered this for a moment. "He has to promise
to remember that he's one of us, not some tight-assed
Chief with Volume One of Queen's Regulations and Orders
shoved up his ass!"
Tony
looked at Tyler, who nodded.
The
door opened wide and Todd motioned the Americans through.
Tyler followed, glowering at Todd. Todd reached out
and patted Tyler's behind. "Nice tan there, Chiefie,"
he said with a lascivious grin.
"Are
they always like this?" Nathan asked, a strange
look on his face.
"You
should see them when they get a few drinks into them,"
replied Mark, grinning widely.
******
At
the far end of the Gunroom Cory was lying on his stomach
on Harry's bunk. Harry was sitting on him and Cory was
hooting loudly, demanding release. "Let me go,
Harry, you big dumb ox. You're crushing my balls, dammit.
Let me up!"
"From
what I've seen there's not much to crush," opined
Harry with a grin.
Cory
growled and struggled, to no avail. "Let me up,
you miserable git! " he shouted. "Todd, get
this goof off of me."
The
other cadets settled around and watched as Cory tried
desperately to wiggle out from under Harry's bulk. Tyler
sat at the end of the mess table sipping on the Cutty
Sark. He had not put his clothes on and was enjoying
Cory's discomfiture. "Tyler, come on, make him
let me go," whined Cory.
Tyler
had not forgotten the little dick crack. He glared malevolently
at Cory and then gave him a Bronx cheer.
"Will
nobody help a poor sailor in distress?" Cory had
decided to appeal to his messmates' sense of honour
and decency.
They
had none. "No!" they all yelled back.
Cory
scowled and raised his eyes to the bulkhead. "Jesus
Christ! Harry, let me up!" Harry pretended not
to have heard. "What's the matter with you?"
Cory demanded. "Have you gone deaf? Don't you understand
the Queen's English? Let me up!"
"I
speak English as good as you do." Harry assumed
a hurt air.
"Not
from where I'm sitting, you big ox!"
"You
ain't sitting nowhere. You're lying down with me sitting
you," Harry pointed out with a laugh. Then he slapped
Cory's well-curved behind.
Cory
yelped. He grimaced at Harry. "Descendez de moi
de vous grand boeuf!" he yelled.
"What?
What'd he say?" asked Harry.
"He
called you a big ox and said to get off of him,"
replied Todd. "In French."
Harry
smacked Cory's bum again. "Fuck you! In English!"
Cory
decided that struggling was getting him nowhere and
calmed down. He also decided to have some fun at Harry's
expense. "Erhalten Sie weg von mir Sie grosses
Rind"
"Huh?"
Harry gave Todd an uncomprehending look.
Todd
sighed. "Same song, German version. You're still
a big ox, Harry."
Nathan
leaned over and asked Todd, "How many languages
does he speak?"
"French,
German, English, and Navy. Unfortunately, all of them
fluently," replied Todd with a sad look. "Pass
me the Scotch. This could be a long night."
"For
that he doesn't get his bum pinched. Even if it is a
nice bum." Harry stuck his nose in the air. "A
drink would be nice."
"I
do not want my bum pinched! I want up!" howled
Cory.
"You'll
get it smacked big time if you don't settle down,"
growled Harry as Greg handed him his drink.
Cory,
thinking that since Harry as not about to let him up
anytime soon, and assuming that he was as thick as a
post, being a football player and all, decided to take
the mock. "Harry?"
"What?"
"Harry,
si vous me laissez vers le haut je sucera votre penis
dans le ciel."
Tyler
and Todd almost choked on their drinks. "What did
he say?" asked Tony. "What's wrong with Harry's
penis?"
"Don't
ask." replied Nathan, shaking his head. He could
not believe that Cory had just offered to suck Harry
into heaven. In French.
Harry
grinned at Cory. He bent and put his lips close to Cory's
ears. For a minute Cory thought that Harry was going
to kiss him. "Cory, bin ich zum Himmel gewesen.
Wenn ich wieder gehe, ist et mit dem Jungen, der mich
dort das erste mal nahm."
Cory
gasped. "You speak German?"
Harry
nodded. "And French, and Ukrainian, smart ass."
He stood up and pulled Cory to his feet. "Thanks
for the offer, Cory. But, like I said, the next time
I go to heaven I'll go with the guy who took me there
first."
"You
are a man of many parts, Harry. I'm sorry for trying
to make a fool of you." Cory's apology was sincere.
"Many
have tried All have failed," replied Harry loftily.
His ready acceptance of Cory's apology was a sham. He
was in the mood to play, and Cory was going to be his
victim.
Nathan
shook his head and watched as Harry gave Cory a huge
bear hug. God, did he want to do the same. He reached
over and poured a small drink.
Todd
poured a dollop of water into Nathan's whiskey. "Stay
cool, hang loose," he said quietly.
"He
doesn't even know I'm here," replied Nathan as
his eyes slid over to where Cory was sitting.
"He
knows. He never misses a thing. He knows and he hasn't
started a riot."
A
look of doubt crossed Nathan's handsome features. "That's
a good sign?"
Todd
nodded. "If you knew Cory better you would know
it was a good sign."
Val
came out of the Chiefs Mess and sat beside Tyler. "Is
it safe to come out now?" he asked. He stared at
his friend. "Uh, Tyler, why are you sitting there
in the nude?"
"They're
not pissed off at you so you're safe. Just watch your
ass," replied Tyler.
"I
do. What worries me is that some of them do as well,"
returned Val seriously.
Tyler
poured a large drink for his messmate. "As to why
I am not wearing any clothes? It is show and tell day
at the AURORA School for Retards and the Inbred. Also,
Cory ate my underpants."
"I
did not!" exclaimed Cory hotly. "I never touched
them. They're right here." Cory handed Tyler's
neatly folded clothing to Val.
"You
had better put something on, Tyler. Andy and Kyle are
coming over. Dave Eddy, too," said Val, handing
Tyler his shorts.
Tyler
stood up and slipped on his shorts. "Who did we
invite?"
"Half
the ship, and all the guys on the promotion list, a
few special friends. About two hundred, I should think,"
replied Todd with a grand gesture.
"We
don't have enough booze," protested Val. "And
we don't have any mix."
"Phantom
did a booze run. There's water, and Coke and, if worse
comes to worst, Chris can always hit the pop machine
in the breezeway flats." Todd looked at Chris and
waggled his eyebrows.
"Not
a good idea, Toddy," muttered Cory. "If he
goes with Jon we might not see them again."
"Shut
up, Cory. You're mind is always in the gutter,"
returned Todd with a disgusted look.
Cory
was about to reply when Stuart, a bottle of amber rum
in hand, came in to join the party. Steve was right
behind the Buffer, along with Rob and Ryan. Then Andy
and Kyle. Brian and Dylan entered. Dylan was carrying
a huge boom box, which he flashed up and the Gunroom
was alive with music.
As
the night progressed more cadets showed up, including
Ray and the Makee-Learns. They carried a huge tray of
sandwiches. "Chef says you shouldn't drink on an
empty stomach, so he sent over some growlies,"
said Ray.
Dave
Eddy came in, dressed in a floral-patterned Hawaiian
shirt and red running shorts.
"I'm
glad you dressed," laughed Kyle.
Dave
grinned and the light danced off his braces. "After
all the stories I've heard about you and the cadets
on the sailing trip you're damned lucky I wore shorts!"
He sat down and reached for a glass. "So, is the
bar open?" he asked.
Nicholas
took his Hasselblad out of his sea chest and began snapping
pictures and everyone mugged for the camera.
"Say,
Andy," asked Greg, "what's the word on our
pictures?"
Andy
had collected what he thought were all the rolls of
film the boys had shot. He rubbed the side of his nose
and grinned. "Using guile, charm, my natural boyish
good looks, and bribery, I have made arrangements. The
Base photo recon unit is taking care of us."
"All
of the pictures?" asked Todd. Andy had confided
that he had seen the proofs and that there were some
very candid shots, which required very delicate negotiations
- and heavy bribes, or so Todd thought - to ensure their
being processed.
Kyle
gave Andy a suspicious look. "Why would you have
to use guile and charm to have some harmless snapshots
developed?"
Andy
laughed and whispered in Kyle's ear. Kyle's eyes grew
wider and wider as Andy told him the details of one
of the pictures that required special negotiations.
"You
didn't . . . you wouldn't . . ." sputtered Kyle,
not quite believing what he had just heard. He ignored
Todd's snickering. "You actually have a picture
of me . . .?"
Todd
broke out laughing. He knew exactly what picture Andy
was talking about because he had taken it. He visualized
the print: Kyle, nude, legs apart, with his pecker in
his hand peeing into the scrub of Harwood Island, a
satisfied look on his face. Todd laughed even harder
when Kyle glared at Andy. "Why would you even want
a picture of me doing that?" Kyle was too stunned
to even consider that a picture of him performing a
most private function was sitting in the darkroom back
in the Base Photo Shop.
Andy
replied with a wickedly evil smile and said, "I
want it for my mantel-piece."
Kyle's jaw dropped. "You don't have a mantelpiece!"
"So,
I'll build one." Andy patted Kyle's shoulder. "It
is a very good picture."
Kyle
snorted. "As good as your drawers flying in the
breeze!" His look said that the picture of him
naked, peeing into the underbrush of Harwood Island
would never see the light of day, or a mantelpiece,
in his lifetime.
Todd
continued to chuckle at Kyle's reaction as his eyes
slid over to Nicholas, who nodded slightly. Andy did
not know that he had not collected all of the rolls
of film and that a very special order was in the making.
Nicholas, anxious to avoid any further discussion of
the photographs, fiddled with the settings on his camera,
winked at Todd and then asked if Mark was ready for
his formal portrait.
Mark
set his drink down on the table. "I am. Tyler,
where's your uniform?"
Tyler
stood up and Mark followed him into the Chiefs Mess.
"You better be wearing underwear. I don't want
skid marks on my uniform," Tyler grumbled.
"I
am wearing underwear," retorted Mark as he followed
Tyler down the short corridor. "Which from what
I've seen around here is a first and . . . What the
fuck do you keep in here? Goats?"
Laughing
at the exchange between the two Chiefs, Nicholas recruited
Todd and Cory to help set up for Mark's picture. He
had decided that the best backdrop would be the bulkhead
separating the Chiefs' Mess from the Gunroom so the
Twins moved Cory's bed away from the wall and pushed
Todd's bed back. Joey and Randy were dispatched to the
Wardroom, with instructions to bring back a chair.
As
the others prepared the photo shoot Nathan sat back
and watched. He noticed that two of the cadets, Brian
and Dylan, never seemed apart for very long. He also
noticed that two others, Rob and Ryan, were sitting
very close and that from time to time the smaller one,
Ryan, would smile shyly at Rob. Nathan sighed. If only
Cory would smile at me like that, he thought. If only.
Todd
heard the sigh. He reached over and patted Nathan's
hand. "Don't worry. He'll come around," he
said sympathetically.
"When?
He sees me, but he doesn't see me. He doesn't speak
to me. He acts like I'm not even here."
Todd
glanced down the Gunroom. Cory was chattering away,
in German, with Harry, who was replying in French. Todd
could hear snippets of their conversation, which seemed
to involve a rabbi, a priest, and a minister. Todd leaned
over to Nathan. "Cory's showing off. He knows you're
here, and he's wondering why you're here. He's just
too stubborn to ask. When somebody takes so much trouble
to ignore you, you know he knows you're here."
Cory
suddenly yelled, "Harry, that is absolutely the
worse joke I have ever heard. Not to mention that it's
anatomically impossible."
Harry
roared and slapped the mess table. "How do you
know? Have you ever tried it?"
Cory shook his head. "Harry, you are impossible,"
he said, reaching for the bottle of Scotch.
Sylvain
and André came into the Gunroom and greeted the
other cadets. "Hey, Sylvain, I have a present for
you," said Greg in greeting. He reached under his
pillow and pulled out a copy of Routine Orders and handed
the paper to Sylvain saying, "Here are tomorrow's
Routine Orders. Better read them."
Sylvain
made a face, fearing the worst. As a bandsman he stood
about one watch in 14 and . . . The words seemed to
leap from the page. "Tabernac!" he yelped.
"Hey, André you and me, we get promoted."
"We
do? Let me see that!" Unlike Sylvain, André
was from Montreal and rarely lapsed into the stereotypical
French-Canadian idiom. André read Routine Orders,
and then kissed Sylvain on both cheeks. Then they headed
for Harry.
"Did
you have anything to do with this?" asked Sylvain.
"Tell
the truth, Harry," said André.
"Well
. . . I cannot tell a lie. Shut up Cory!" Harry
grinned and nodded his head. "In the absence of
the Band Officer, and since we aren't likely to see
such a critter until the Second Coming, I spoke to the
Executive Officer, who spoke to the Commanding Officer."
He grinned and shrugged expressively. "You guys
deserve it."
The
two French boys yelled, high-fived and then they embraced
Harry and kissed him on both cheeks.
"You
two better be careful," deadpanned Cory. "Harry
likes kissing. He'd even kiss my ass if I'd let him."
Harry
ignored Cory, stood up and wandered down to the other
end of the Gunroom where he watched Nicholas set up
the photo shoot. Cory did not see the sly smile on Harry's
face or the evil glint in his eyes.
Mark
came out of the Chiefs Mess. He looked magnificent,
all pink and white and blond. His usually casually styled
hair was combed in an appropriate military manner and
as he turned slowly around the cadets nodded their approval.
The white uniform fit him perfectly, as if it had been
made for him. He sat in the chair that the Makee-Learns
had purloined from the Wardroom.
Nicholas
studied his seated subject. Then he shook his head.
"Something's missing," he said thoughtfully.
Then he turned to Tyler "He needs a cap. Get him
a cap, please."
Tyler
disappeared into his room, then reappeared, his cap
in his hand. He handed it to Mark. Nicholas positioned
Mark and began taking pictures. When he was satisfied,
he grinned. "I'll make you look so pretty your
mother will be handing out copies of this all over town."
"We're
leaving Wednesday at noon . . ." began Mark.
"Not
to worry," Nicholas assured him. "I have an
in at Base. They let me use the photo lab. If I speak
nice to him just maybe the Supply Officer will drive
me over tomorrow."
"Me?"
asked Andy. "Don't you have an examination tomorrow?
And why would I take you to base, you long drink of
water."
"Because
you're Andy and you're a good guy, and Mark is one of
yours so you'll do it."
"They
can read you like a book, Andy," chuckled Kyle.
"You're such a softy."
"That's
not what you said last night," replied Andy with
a straight face.
The
cadets roared. It was something one of them would have
said. Andy was an all right guy.
Andy
stood up and gave the high sign to Kyle and Dave. The
officers wished everyone a good night and, after a barrage
of disappointed grumbling from the cadets, left the
Gunroom. They waited in the barracks yard for Andy,
who had signalled Tyler to follow him outside. "As
much as we would like to stay, custom dictates that
we take our leave." Andy told Tyler.
Tyler
nodded his understanding. Tradition held that officers
attending a Junior Rates function only stayed long enough
to have two or, at the most, three drinks.
"Keep
an eye on the infants, Tyler," Andy warned kindly.
"I've seen the examinations and believe me, they
are a bastard."
Tyler
nodded. "I'll have everybody out by 2100. Maybe
earlier. Nobody is boozing it up copious like."
Andy
grinned. "Better safe than sorry, old son."
He waved toward the Wardroom and motioned Kyle and Dave
to follow him. "Come on you two, one drink on Dave,
and then we have uniforms to press."
******
In
the Gunroom Harry had returned to his seat beside Cory
and watched out of the corner of his eye as Cory's gaze
followed Mark as he returned to the Chiefs' Mess. Cory
sighed heavily.
"Humph!"
snorted Harry.
Cory
looked at him. "I beg your pardon?"
"I
said nothing." Harry put his nose in the air. "Nothing
at all."
"I
distinctly heard a 'Humph'. A very Harry 'Humph',"
replied Cory. "What's set you off?"
Harry
slowly poured a drink. "Well, it just seems to
me that in all the years we've known each other you've
never looked at me like that."
"Like
what? What the hell are you talking about?" demanded
Cory.
Harry
took a delicate sip of his drink and added a little
water. "Mark you look at. Greg you look at. Even
Two Strokes, who has the skinniest ass in town, him
you look at. Me, I'm not good enough."
Cory
raised his eyes heavenward. "Harry, that is not
true. It's just that, well, you're not the type."
"Oh,
so I am not good enough."
"Damn
it, Harry, I didn't say that." protested Cory.
Actually, he had looked at Harry many times and liked
what he had seen. He was, however, not in the mood to
pander to Harry's ego. "Harry, I have known you
since you were 13. We met at the Esquimalt Sea Cadet
Camp!"
"That's
true, that's true," agreed Harry solemnly.
"We
have seen each other every summer for five years. Harry,
I knew you when. I knew you when you had exactly two
pubic hairs. I know because you insisted on counting
the damn things every night before you crawled into
your bunk. I watched you grow from a skinny lump, into
a big lump."
"Oh,
so now I'm a lump. I'm not good enough to take a look
at, and there's a lot to look at, all of it nice . .
."
"Harry,
I've seen you with your clothes on. I've seen you with
your clothes off. I agree that you look very nice either
way and . . ."
"Oh,
now you change your tune," scoffed Harry.
"Harry's
up to something," Greg singsonged in Todd's ear.
Todd
grinned and nodded. "Cory's ass is grass."
"You
going to do anything about it?" asked Two Strokes.
"Nope.
Cory's been a little brat lately. Besides, I want to
see what's going to happen."
"
. . . So you see, Harry, you're just you. You're just
Harry." Cory's patience was almost exhausted.
"Well,
that's a backhanded compliment, I must say!" sniffed
Harry.
"Harry,
you are the greatest piece of maleness to appear in
years. You have wonderful balls, a superb dick, the
muscles of Charles Atlas, you are a paragon, and you
are unique. THERE, ARE YOU SATISFIED?"
"Sarcasm
ill becomes you, Cory," replied Harry. "But,
enough! I shall say no more."
Cory,
totally frustrated at Harry's attitude, screamed softly.
"Aaaaaghhhh. Harry, why don't you kiss my ass?"
Harry
had just reached the moment he had been waiting for.
"Okay," he grinned, and lunged.
Cory
squealed and threw himself backward, landing on Nicholas'
bed. "Get away from me you big lout!" he yelled.
Harry
cackled and threw himself at Cory, who leaped onto Two
Strokes' bunk.
"Hey,
I just made that bed!" yelled Two Strokes.
"Well
make it again! Heeellllp!" howled Cory. "He's
after me. Heeellllp!"
The
cadets roared as Harry chased Cory from bed to bed,
then down the other side of the Gunroom. "Get him
away from me!" hooted Cory. "He wants to hurt
me. Todd, I'm your brother! Help me!"
"Not
after that crack about Mrs. Fist," Todd yelled
back, laughing and thoroughly enjoying his brother's
predicament.
"He's
not going to hurt Cory, is he Todd?" asked Nathan,
half rising.
Todd
motioned Nathan to sit down. "Harry wouldn't hurt
a fly. He's just getting even. Harry never gets mad.
He gets even."
As
Cory began his second circuit around the Gunroom a foot
flashed out and Cory tripped, falling on his face. Tyler
smiled. Like Harry, he did not get mad. He got even.
Naked or fully clothed, he got even.
Harry
reached down and lifted Cory up. He sat down on Greg's
bunk with Cory, squealing and squirming, draped over
his lap. "I believe you asked me to kiss your ass?"
inquired Harry, straight-faced.
Cory,
a stricken look on his face, stared at Harry. "You
wouldn't dare!"
Harry
laughed maniacally. He pulled down the back of Cory's
shorts and briefs and planted the biggest, wettest kiss
he could muster, on Cory's round, tanned butt.
Cory
screamed. "He kissed my bum," he howled at
the laughing cadets. "That's gross, Harry, gross!"
"I
can do better than that." Harry leaned down and
bit Cory, not hard enough to break the skin, but hard
enough for Cory to know that his behind had been bitten.
Then he pushed Cory off his lap.
Cory
lay on the deck, speechless. Then he jumped up, and
danced around the Gunroom, holding his bare behind.
"He bit me! You all saw it! You are all witnesses,"
he bellowed.
"Not
me, I didn't see a thing," said Greg.
"I'm
not a witness. I'm drunk," yelled Nicholas.
"Maybe
Cory will need emergency surgery." Fred rolled
on his bunk, laughing hard.
"I'll
get the tweezers," offered Two Strokes.
Cory,
who was not really hurt, jumped up and down. Then he
confronted Todd. "Well, what are you going to do
about it? You're my brother, Todd, and, stop laughing
at me! Dammit, Todd, this is not funny at all!"
"Yes
it is!" howled Todd. He laughed so hard he fell
off of the bench.
Cory
began stuttering in frustration. Then he jumped on top
of Todd.
As
the Twins rolled around the deck, Tyler looked at Val
and nodded. Val stood up and walked down to the showers
where he filled the fire bucket full of cold water.
He calmly re-entered the Gunroom and poured the bucket
of water over the fighting Twins.
Mark
grinned at Nathan. "I told you to wait and see
them when they had a few drinks in them."
******
After
leaving the Gunner's apartment The Phantom angrily pedalled
home. Fortunately his mother was in bed, and, with his
father at work, he was spared any further indignity
by having to explain his agitation and anger to his
parents.
His
hopes concerning The Gunner shattered, The Phantom allowed
his anger full range, and then decided that if The Gunner
did not want him there were boys who did. He showered,
changed his clothes, and went to the shack.
For
a long while he lay on the bed in the old shack, thinking.
His anger, he found, had receded, replaced by the bitter
knowledge that he had been betrayed by The Gunner. He
had convinced himself that he had been lied to.
Determined
not to wallow in self-pity, The Phantom heaved himself
off the bed and opened the door of the shack. It was
very late. The moon was hidden behind the clouds and
it was very dark. He looked around and sniffed the air.
Nothing. It was warm, and The Phantom thought it would
rain. He could see the lights of AURORA shining in the
distance and smiled thinly. There were boys there, boys
that he would never betray, as he had been betrayed.
Boys who were waiting for him, waiting for him to give
them what he was denied. He closed the door and started
walking south, toward Heron Spit and the boys of AURORA.
******
The
Phantom skirted the Mess Hall and entered the Cooks'
barracks. He was very pleased that Ray was being promoted
and he decided that tonight he would take Ray, for the
first time, across the river.
At
the first touch of The Phantom's warm lips against his
Ray opened his eyes and groaned quietly. He parted his
lips and their tongues met and Ray tasted again the
lips he had tasted twice this day. He felt the hand
slip under the elastic band of his underpants and embrace
his stiffening penis. He raised his hips as The Phantom's
thumb slowly stimulated the curving head of his penis.
The
Phantom began slowly kissing his way down Ray's heaving
chest, finding his nipples, then his navel. He licked
and sucked Ray's treasure trail and then, as he pushed
Ray's briefs down, he buried his nose in the boy's pubic
hair, smelling the uniqueness of Ray, the rough, curly,
hairs somehow stimulating and sensuous.
Ray
could feel the moist lips slowly sucking his throbbing
helmet into the wetness. He bit his lips as an incredible
pleasure pulsed down his stone-hard dick, sweeping through
his balls, and engulfing his body. His mind screamed
the name he wanted to yell out loud.
He
felt the small opening in his mushroom being probed
with a hard, pointed tongue, then rimmed and sucked
clean of the clear pre-cum that oozed out. The warm
wetness left his penis and Ray felt the tongue slowly
lick his tightening balls, first one, and then the other.
The lips sucked softly, drawing the wrinkling skin inside
the moistness. Ray arched his body at each pass of the
tongue across his balls.
Groaning,
using all of his willpower not to call out the name
of the boy who gave him such pleasure, Ray gave himself
over to the pleasures that rolled through his body.
He felt the mouth leave his testicles and knew what
was coming next. It was time and Ray shuddered in anticipation.
The
Phantom slowly, almost imperceptibly, used his mouth
and lips to barely caress Ray's pulsing thickness. Ray
bucked and moaned as the feeling of wonder began rising;
his legs became numb, his penis swelled, and he felt
his orgasm rise up and crash down, sending him to a
level of pleasure he had never felt before. He felt
his semen bubble slowly out of his slit.
Just
when he felt his first orgasm ebbing, a second seized
Ray. His eyes rolled back and his body convulsed. He
opened his mouth and groaned as more of his nectar seeped
down to coat his throbbing helmet and shaft. Dear God!
Dear God! What is Phantom doing to me?
Another
orgasm, more powerful than the other two combined, avalanched
through Ray's body, the ecstasy so powerful that he
arched his back until he thought his spine would snap.
Ray felt his penis thicken as more of his seed oozed
into the greedy mouth and his legs began to tremble.
Low moans of delight escaped his throat as the last
of his semen dribbled away, only to be snatched up by
a raspy tongue.
As
the last of the most powerful orgasm he had ever experienced
drained from his body Ray, exhausted and breathing as
if his next breath would be his last, drew his hands
across the back of the boy who had taken him to heights
he had never known before. His body jumped and squirmed
as his penis was licked and sucked clean of his cream.
He panted and moaned, begging in whispered gasps for
the mouth to leave his dickhead, which was so sensitive
that every part of him seemed to be concentrated there.
Finally,
The Phantom withdrew and pulled the coverlet over the
naked body of his friend. He gently squeezed Ray's genitals,
which caused to boy to leap upward. He kissed Ray softly
and left him, spent and breathing harshly, knowing that
Ray would never forget this night.
******
The
Phantom used the cross-corridor and entered the Storekeepers
Barracks. He stopped and listened. He could hear soft
murmuring. As slowly as he could he peered around the
corner of the bulkhead. What he saw made him stare,
smiling slightly.
Rob
and Ryan were lying together, in Rob's bunk. They were
both naked and Ryan's leg was draped over Rob's. Their
hands explored each other's body as they kissed softly.
As The Phantom watched their hips began to grind. There
was a slight, faint odour in the warm night air and
The Phantom smiled in recognition of the distinctive
aroma that drifted into his nostrils. Semen.
The
Phantom felt a momentary twinge of jealousy, not so
much that Rob - who was admittedly a desirable and willing
partner - had discovered a soul mate in Ryan, as the
knowledge that he would never know the joy that Rob
was feeling now, that Ryan was feeling. Still, he was
happy for the two boys. It was obvious from their actions
that theirs was not some summer infatuation. With a
sigh of regret The Phantom slipped quietly away.
******
Crossing
the short alley, The Phantom entered the Gunners Barracks
where he found Dylan in his bunk, curled in a tight
ball, his coverlet drawn over his head, snoring quietly.
The Phantom slipped his hand under the cover and felt
Dylan's soft penis, the round head under his hand warm,
and slightly sticky and The Phantom chuckled quietly.
Dylan had shot his load, and not so very long ago. He
debated giving Dylan a special treat but the boy's refusal
the first time The Phantom had visited him still rankled.
The
Phantom moved down to where Brian lay sleeping, spread-eagled
on his bunk, clad only in tight, white briefs, his genitals
clearly outlined. The Phantom lowered his head and in
the dim light saw three small stains discolouring the
cotton fabric. He touched them. Still damp. He raised
his finger and sniffed delicately. Cum. Brian's? Dylan's?
As
The Phantom squeezed and fondled Brian's soft penis
to thickness, he slowly opened his eyes and smiled broadly
as The Phantom's hands pulled down his underpants. "Jeez,
man, I missed that," he whispered.
"You've
been busy," replied The Phantom as he felt Brian's
testicles, then his love trail. The hair lining Brian's
trail was clotted and damp with semen. As The Phantom
began to slowly pump Brian's erection he said with a
low chuckle, "Very busy!"
Brian
snickered and nodded slowly. "There was a party
in the Gunroom, and . . . oh, Jesus, that feels good,
and, uh . . ." he grimaced as the movement of The
Phantom's hand sent a mini-wave of pleasure through
his balls. "Dylan and me, we, uh, well . . ."
The
Phantom did not reply. He lowered his head and his mouth
engulfed Brian's iron rod. Brian thrust upward, not
hard, but enough to push his entire hardon deep into
The Phantom's mouth. He thrust gently, face fucking
The Phantom.
Using
his tongue and lips The Phantom quickly brought Brian
to orgasm. Brian groaned and muttered as his thick cream
rocketed down The Phantom's throat. He whimpered quietly
as The Phantom's tongue and lips licked him clean. "I'm
sorry," he apologized when The Phantom moved away.
"I don't usually cum so quickly."
"That's
okay. I gave you what you wanted. You gave me what I
wanted." Brian's hand found The Phantom's throbbing
erection under his tight jeans. "Let me help you
with that."
"Ah,
it's okay." The effect of Brian's hand rubbing
his hardon and the friction caused by the soft cotton
of his underwear on the sensitive underside of his dick
was stunning. The Phantom did not move away and Brian's
hand continued to slowly rub him.
"If
you want me to, I'll suck you off," offered Brian.
The
Phantom moaned and thrust forward. "No . . . ah,
no . . . just keep doing that."
Brian
continued to rub the front of The Phantom's jeans, slowly
bringing him to the peak. As he crashed over the precipice
The Phantom's dick spurted out a huge load of semen
and he groaned and whimpered, pushing his crotch into
Brian's hand.
When
his dick gave up the last of his load The Phantom pulled
away. The cotton rubbing against the underside of his
glans was so excruciatingly wonderful that he wanted
to scream. He leaned down and kissed Brian. "Thanks."
"For
what you give me?" Brian chuckled. "Anytime,
guy, anytime."
******
The
Phantom moved silently through the connecting heads
and washplace and into Barracks 7, where the Boatswains
slept. He remembered seeing Steve's slim, handsome form,
naked and exposed, during the sailing trip. He also
remembered Steve's small, thick, neatly circumcised
penis and well proportioned testicles and had decided
to visit him.
Barracks
7 was arranged much the same as all the barracks: a
row of double bunks down each side of the room separated
by a long, wooden table. This barracks, however, seemed
cleaner than the others. The Phantom wrinkled his nose,
detecting the slightly acrid odour of some stern antiseptic
soap that the seamen used to scrub the deck, which was
disappointing, as he did love the smells of a roomful
of sleeping males.
Since
he had never been in this barracks The Phantom moved
slowly, carefully scrutinizing each sleeping form and
hoping that Steve would be sleeping in a lower bunk.
Much to his surprise he found that both Stuart and Steve,
as the senior ratings of the Seamanship Branch, had
single bunks, each flush against the outside wall and
separated by the doorway leading to the outside. Steve
slept in the starboard side bunk, while Stuart was stretched
out in the portside bed.
Steve
was lying on his back, wearing only a pair of dark gym
shorts. As the Phantom stood over him and watched carefully
Steve snorted and half-rolled on his side, the right
leg of his shorts gaping open. Knelling beside the bunk
The Phantom gently pushed Steve's legs aside and then
ran his hand up the leg of Steve's shorts, feeling first
the soft, warm, hair-covered skin of Steve's leg, then
his clean, satin-skinned balls, then the slim, velvet
shaft topped by the silky-smooth mushroom. He squeezed
gently and Steve's penis hardened to four inches of
strong, firm flesh.
Unlike
many boys of his age, Steve was not a leaker. A small
droplet of precum oozed from his slit and The Phantom
used it to lubricate his thumb as he massaged Steve's
flared helmet. The quiet rhythm of Steve's breathing
broke and he stirred, moved slightly, spreading his
legs a bit wider. His arms reached out and he hugged
his pillow, burying his face in it.
The
Phantom withdrew his hand and then reached up and unbuttoned
Steve's shorts, drawing down the zipper and pushing
the stiff cotton fabric aside, exposing Steve's four-inch
erection and tight hanging testicles, which were dusted
with a light covering of fine, soft hair. He lowered
his head and drew the warm, pink erection into his mouth,
sucking slowly, delighting in the sweet taste, his tongue
caressing the thick vein on the underside of Steve's
dick. His hand fondled Steve's retreating balls, feeling
the sac contract into a wrinkled, double-humped mound.
Steve's
hard dick fit The Phantom's mouth perfectly and he was
able to suck and tongue Steve's smoothness, enjoying
the taste, his nose buried in Steve's bushy forest of
pubic hair. He withdrew and, making a perfect "O"
with his thumb and forefinger, gripped the raw pinkness
of Steve's helmet, forming the slit into a small, gaping
circle. His tongue licked and probed the opening, setting
it to twitching.
Steve
pushed his hips forward and The Phantom took him into
his mouth again. As he sucked, The Phantom heard Steve's
raspy breathing increase. He looked up and saw Steve's
head thrashing back and forth, his tongue rimming his
open mouth. As he watched, Steve's face contorted and
he gasped loudly as his dick thickened and his slit
gaped. A sharp-tasting spurt of cum coated The Phantom's
tongue, sliding easily down his throat as he swallowed.
Steve
made small, quick movements with his hips, each upward
thrust expelling a decreasing amount of his semen.
When
Steve stopped thrusting and lay moaning softly into
his pillow, The Phantom withdrew. He pulled the zipper
on Steve's shorts up, closing the wide V of fabric and
hiding Steve's still twitching penis.
Smiling
happily, The Phantom left the Barracks and headed for
the shack. He would have liked to have visited Tyler
and Val, but decided against it. He had no idea of the
time but his inner being told him that he had done enough
for one night.
The
Phantom did not enter the shack. He mounted his bicycle
and pedalled home and went to bed. He did not jack off.
He could not sleep, and for most of the night his mind
reeled and the tears coursed down his cheeks as he remembered
. . .
******
The
Gunner tossed and turned for most of the night. He cursed
himself for the utter fuck-up he had made of it. Bloody
Hell! He should have told Phantom about Joel. But there
was nothing to tell. He and Joel were finished, and
The Gunner now realized that they had been finished
for a long time. Nothing remained but to end it once
and for all.
He
reached over and picked up the framed photograph that
sat on the bedside table, smiling at the image of The
Phantom, proud in his steward's uniform, grinning back
at him. Was the boy truly in love with him, or was he
equating love with sex?
The
Gunner sighed and returned the photograph to its place
on table. Phantom was, in one way, very correct in what
he had said. He had lied to Phantom. Not about Joel,
for he had never mentioned Joel, had, in fact, never
mentioned anything about his past.
What
The Gunner had lied about was his fear. His fear of
rejection, his fear of the world he lived in, his fear
that once again his love would be thrown back in his
face. Phantom was 17. He was 26. How long would it be
before a younger, handsomer, man came along? Would Phantom
still love him when that happened?
Long
ago The Gunner had dared to love, only to be beaten
and kicked for expressing that love. Could he dare hope
that the God he feared would give him a second love?
He doubted it. God hates queers. Every crackpot southern
evangelist thundered it at his incestuous and inbred
congregations. The Pope in Rome, who wept copious tears
at the fate of dying Africans, whose predecessor had
risked life and limb to save hapless Jews, proclaimed
it. Every religion on earth condemned it.
The
Gunner had used his so-called code to lie to The Phantom.
It was not his personal code of honour that prevented
him from returning the boy's love. It was his irrational
fear of discovery, of rejection. From the day he had
first realised that he was gay his whole life had been
riven with fear.
In
high school he feared being discovered looking at the
other boys. In CORNWALLIS, he had feared making any
true friends, but he had tried and had been spat upon.
In Nam it had been anonymous sex, with anonymous Australians
and New Zealanders. Safe, anonymous sex, with no questions
asked, all done out of fear of discovery, fear of losing
everything.
Joel
had recognised that fear and refused to be intimidated
by it while The Phantom, a boy who knew no fear, because
he had never had to live in fear, refused to understand
it.
As
the first thin rays of the rising sun entered his bedroom,
creating deep shadows as it brightened the darkness
of the room, The Gunner reached again for the picture
of The Phantom. He held it close to his broad chest,
weeping a little. He would settle with Joel. It was
over between them, and it must be ended. On Saturday
he would go to Vancouver. He would find out where Joel
was, and end it.
The
Phantom remained. The Gunner was determined to find
a way to reach the boy. He would find a way to explain.
He had to.
******
On
Tuesday morning the cadets prepared for their examinations.
Tyler pointed out that they would have to know a little
bit about everything. If, and he insisted it was a big
if, they managed to pass the exams, and the Selection
Boards, they would not just be a Band Chief, or a Gunnery
Chief, but a Chief who would be expected to know how
to handle just about any branch or trade.
Dave
Eddy and Kyle gathered the candidates in the Gunroom
after PT. "Remember, guys, you are the elite,"
began Dave. "You will be expected to be the best
of the best, as the Gunner would say. Which means, from
now on, everything has got to be absolutely perfect.
Boots, bells, jumpers, even your lanyards."
"Don't
tell us they plan on inspecting us every time,"
moaned Two Strokes.
"The
Gunner will," replied Kyle firmly. He remembered
his own Chiefs Board. "I've been there. There's
a lot The Gunner will put up with but I can tell you
from experience that when it comes to dress and deportment
he'll expect the very best. He looks at it this way:
As Chiefs you set the example. If the troops see you
trucking around in dirty boots and un-ironed pants,
what will they think? How will they act?"
"You
have to earn the respect of each and every junior cadet,"
continued Dave who, like Kyle, had been through the
ordeal of a Chiefs Selection Board. "If you go
around looking like five pounds of shit in a one pound
bag, you'll soon learn what they think of you."
He reached out and made a minute adjustment to Two Strokes'
lanyard. "Look your best, look sharp. That's the
first thing."
"And
know what you are about! " Kyle pointed at each
of the candidates in turn. "There's nothing worse